Bite Moves
Posted on | February 19, 2007 at 8:01 am | 5 Comments
I’ve caught a lot of flak lately, both online and off, for my maligning in a recent blog entry of a certain classic rock artist whose initials are BS. Apparently ol’ Bob has a lot of defenders out there, and they don’t like hearing that someone dares to defame such an upright, talented person, or that I can’t find even one song from him that I like. Well, I have one thing to say to you all: Suck it. I don’t have to explain myself to you Bob-apologists. Bite me.
As I said before, Bob is the pure definition of Evil. Just look at this long laundry list of his sins (which I got from Wikipedia, so you know it must be true):
- Strangled and killed his twin brother while still in the womb. When his mom sent two snakes into Bob’s crib in order to get back at the satanic little bugger, Bob killed both snakes with has bare hands and a pacifier.
- While employed as a mercenary, slaughtered a whole village of innocent women and children in the jungles of Indonesia.
- Lobbied President Bush to extend Daylight Savings Time.
- Sired many children with many different women, just so he would have a continuous source of compatible organs to harvest should the medical need arise.
- Directed Batman and Robin under the pseudonym “Joel Schumacher”.
- Once told his wife, “Yes, you do look like you’ve gained weight”.
- Put a 70-year old grandmother in jail for two years because her grandson illegally downloaded an MP3 of one of his songs to her computer.
- Invented potholes in the road and long lines at the DMV.
Now do you see??? Latre.
Category: Music
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5 Responses to “Bite Moves”
February 19th, 2007 @ 9:40 pm
Yet all that is as child’s play compared to writing “Turn the Page”…
February 19th, 2007 @ 10:43 pm
You do understand!!
February 19th, 2007 @ 11:55 pm
Hey Roge, Im 3 posts behind and I think that lovely JoCo fella is a hoot. I love the Ikea song (as my love for Ikea is legendary, there is no surprise) and I love the Flickr song.
He amuseth moi.
More singing!
Fahey xxxx
February 20th, 2007 @ 6:14 am
Welcome to the Cult of JoCo, Fahey! You do know you married a Code Monkey, right?
February 20th, 2007 @ 11:47 pm
Of course I do. He’s as codey and monkey-y as I like ‘em!
I [heart] my geek!
Me xxxx