The Sliced Bread Scale
Posted on | May 22, 2007 at 4:21 pm | 3 Comments
Fun with the Bumbershoot Band Bio Generator:
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A history of indie rock icons: Charterstone Mob
Since forming in their cousin’s basement in Boca Raton, Charterstone Mob found themselves at the top of the the indie rock scene in 2005 with their debut album, Meddle. The band’s latest album, Last Intervention, mixes Martha Worthless’s nonsensical lyrics with lo-fi guitars to spark some seriously inspired concoctions. With standout tracks like “Broken Swans,” look for Charterstone Mob to be a major figure in the indie rock landscape for years to come.
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A history of pop icons: Phenylalanine
Emerging from the back yards of Scranton, Phenylalanine climbed to the top of the pop scene in 1995 with their debut album, Too Sweet. The band’s latest album, Rocks In My Hair, unites Frank Bracco’s bubbly choruses with to-the-point strumming to fashion an album teeming with sugar-coated ditties. With standout tracks like “Needy Families,” dominating radio airwaves far and wide, Phenylalanine is an essential addition to any music lover’s library.
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Latre.
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3 Responses to “The Sliced Bread Scale”
May 22nd, 2007 @ 9:48 pm
Inevitably, your hordes of rabid fans will use the site to generate their own band bios, thus:
Hailing from an abandoned laundromat in Pindlebury-on-Slyne, Frank Blotto climbed to the top of the the indie rock scene in 2000 with their debut album, AAAAARGHH. The band’s latest album, Blurring the Mirror, fuses Gulping Eddie’s gritty lyrical stylings with lo-fi production to somehow pump out another collection of retro-inspired rave-ups. With standout tracks like “Duluth to Dubuque,” don’t be surprised if you find Frank Blotto at the top of the indie rock charts and beyond.
Or:
Hailing from a dusty attic in Milwaukee, Monkey Typing Pool rose to the top of the indie rock scene’s foothills in 1981 with their debut album, I Thought I Saw the Light at the End of a Tunnel But It Turned Out to Be a Fucking Nuclear Bomb Help Me Jebus!!!. The band’s latest album, Flung, joins Gnarly “Tweeze” Hampster’s sincerely apologetic vocals with lo-fi production to somehow churn out some seriously inspired creations – and by “inspired” I mean “enthusiastic,” and by “enthusiastic” I mean “giddy,” and by “giddy” I mean “batshit insane.” With standout tracks like “Monkey Typing Pool,” look for Monkey Typing Pool to be a major player in the indie rock landslide for years to come. Kill yourself now, while you still have a chance.
May 22nd, 2007 @ 10:57 pm
You know there really is a band called Blotto, right? Who can forget “I Wanna Be A Lifeguard” from the glory days of MTV? Or “Goodbye, Mr. Bond”. Buck Dharma of Blue Oyster Cult even played on their album, and one of the Blottos co-wrote a song or two on one BOC album. All the members had the last name “Blotto” (just like the Ramones!), but I don’t think there was a Frank Blotto. Official Web Site.
May 23rd, 2007 @ 1:12 pm
Ah, so you want COMPUTER-generated nonsense – try this:
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I can’t deciding factors: At work, I’m neither a morning or in the sidewall.
Probably because I drove on it a little ways before I figured out by the
post-lunch, and pre-dinner. Could really use a 15 minute nap to refresh
myself, and get more awake… Latre. I definitely have an energy/productivity
spurt in late morning, post-lunch, and pre-dinner.
The guy at the tire place recommended, and getting partially burned out by the post-a-day thing I really need to say, and pre-dinner. Could really need to try out some compact fluorescent bulbs in the afternoon. I decided to try out some compact fluorescent glow, including a temporary vacation or anything I really need to “soft white”? Anyway, the term “sablogatical”?) to mean taking a lot.
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There may be more where that came from.