Treasures, Memories, Banquets
Posted on | August 2, 2008 at 11:03 am | 4 Comments
The first part of my 30th High School Reunion was last night – the “mixer” at the local golf course. It was certainly interesting. Great to catch up with old friends, and to find out what people I barely remember (or don’t remember at all) are doing. There were some… behaviors on display that gave me a chuckle or two. And no, I’m probably not going to go into that here. Tonight is the big banquet at a local hotel, so we’ll see how that goes.
In the meantime, I have some questions. So many questions. For example, what does this fortune, that I got from a cookie at Spicy Basil on Tuesday, mean?
I know that other bloggers have tried figuring this one out (Google “ending a banquet”), but none of the explanations really satisfy me. Personally, I’m not into long banquets and don’t know what’s wrong with ending them.
I did a lot of treasuring of good memories last night, although a lot of bad memories surfaced as well.
And this is from today’s Free Range comic in the combined Rocky Mountain News/Denver Post:
Does this mean what I think it means? Is it saying that Mr and Mrs Santa are too overweight to have sex and reproduce? Their… ummm… parts can’t interact properly? That is just so wrong on so many different levels. Santa’s immortal, so he doesn’t need offspring! Besides, he has all those elves…
Maybe Mr and Mrs Santa should think about ending their banquets sooner.
Latre.
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4 Responses to “Treasures, Memories, Banquets”
August 3rd, 2008 @ 12:48 pm
Oh, come on Roger, tell about the “behaviors”. Inquiring minds want to know.
August 3rd, 2008 @ 2:01 pm
Ha! You think I’m going to tell you? I’m mad at you for not being there. You could’ve seen for yourself, but oh well…
August 3rd, 2008 @ 3:41 pm
Oh, don’t be that way. I can’t help it if Mother-in-Law’s 80th birthday trumps class reunion.
August 5th, 2008 @ 11:03 am
I think what the fortune means is that you don’t always have to be whoopin’ it up, and staying to the end of every party. It’s enough just to have fun in moderation and think back on the good times.