…The Trouble I’ve Seen
I’m giving Nobody Knows a one on the Nod-O-Meter, but I think that says more about my ability to concentrate on a movie these days than it does about how sleep-inducing this somewhat flawed movie is or is not.
How Green is my Invisible Plane?
I love that there’s a holiday devoted to just drinking and acting stupid, but shouldn’t it always fall on a weekend? It should be a real, organized holiday where hordes of righteous, good, teetotalling samaritans are posted at drinking establishments everywhere in order to act as designated drivers for the rest of us fools. [...]
Elves who Drub their Dings
Please God no, not a musical based on Lord of the Rings…
“OooooklaMordor… where the orcs come sweeping down the plains”
What’s next, Star Wars: The Musical? Hey look, Chewbacca can sing and dance!
Latre.
Bruce Vilanch is Turning Over in His Grave
The Oscars are over for another year. I’ll leave it to the critics, pundits, and armchair quarterbacks to debate what the whole Sean Penn/Jude Law thing was about. (And why didn’t Sean defend Tim Robbins too?) I’ll just say that the telecast this year sucked. If not for Chris Rock, it [...]
Whoa… Hell is Brown
I’ve been to Hell and back, and it was a wild trip. I saw Constantine this weekend. The filmmakers did a good job with what they had, though it would’ve been much better if they had kept the character British (and played by Sting) as originally intended. There were enough nods to [...]
All The Diodes
Amazon is currently showing the world premiere of the trailer to The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy on its home page. As a big fan of the books (I still think the first book is probably the funniest book ever written), I’ve approached the movie news with anticipation but guarded wariness. This trailer [...]
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