What is this from?
I’ve wracked my brain and I just can’t figure out what movie (or TV show?) the following scene is from. I want to use something similar to it in my screenplay, but I don’t want to plagiarize. So, if someone could let me know, I’d appreciate it. The scene is set in [...]
Big Tattooed Teddy Bears
Still pretty busy. Here’s more haikus for a movie review.
Metallica: Some Kind of Monster
Band always fighting?
Just pay 40K a month
To bald bad-teeth shrink!
Lars just wants to play
James works four hours a day
Good thing they are rich
Big riffs echo round
I find their story to be
Inspirational
Latre.
Movie Review Haikus
Very hectic week at work, for reasons which I don’t want to bore anyone with.
So, since I haven’t had a lot of time lately, I thought I’d do my latest movie reviews as haikus:
The Village
Don’t go in the woods
Big nasty creatures live there
Maybe not – who cares?
Opie’s daughter’s hot
And even though she is blind
She can [...]
Flasshe vs. The Wasps & Will vs. The Robots
Right now it is somewhat painful to type, as half of my right hand is swollen up like a reality show contestant engorged on his 15 minutes of pseudo-fame. For the first time since I was a young child (still living in Illinois, I believe), I’ve actually been stung by an insect. Not [...]
Sticky Stuff on the Screen
I went to a 4th of July barbecue on Saturday night. I really shouldn’t do that, as it just reconfirms my social status as a Freakish Outsider. I gotta rent me some kids or learn sports statistics or something. And I certainly shouldn’t see movies like Farenheit 9/11. Although I don’t [...]
If there’s a gun, it will be used
Last week, I watched Bruce Almighty on HBO-HD. It was a schmaltzy, sentimental, largely-unfunny affair that not even the manic antics of Jim Carrey (whom I’m not that fond of in the first place) or the usually reliable Morgan Freeman could save. I think the best acting job in the movie was done [...]
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